The Flea

The Flea

The Flea's one ostentatious bug
In size that is so small
That with your eye can hardly see
This tiny thug at all.

Yet here it is, sucks out my blood
Stays unannounced for dinner
So help me, I will get this beast
I will come out the winner!

I feel an itch begin just now
Right by my great big toe
I quickly grab the can with spray
And aim it just like so.

The tiny thug, all dressed in black
Escaped my latest quest
And if it is the last I'll do
I'll get this pesky pest!

So here I sit on my settee
With spray can at the ready
Covered up from head to toe
'cept one inch, now hand steady

Here it comes the little bugger
I'll have it now, you'll see!
With one big leap he jumps on me
A spray, then vic-to-reeee!!!